Dude, Why Are You Wasting Your Money? You Already Have an App!

So I am reading a newspaper article. The install extension bar comes on WTF. Spyware? no...They have a browser extension to help me get their news better. Like the fuckign bookmark is not working? It got me to your site, "DIRECT IN MY BROWSER" even! Then they eat up the screen with more app shit below it. Okay there's an ad there too (being pushed aside by the stupid phone app notice - can't they fuckign detect i'm not on a phone? it's pretty easy in CSS )

YOU ALREADY HAVE A BIG GIANT APP ITS CALLED YOUR WEBSITE.

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